Post by Todd Tjersland on Jun 14, 2006 9:54:23 GMT -8
I've starred in local stage productions and even hosted my own horror TV show for three years, but nothing beats getting in front of the camera when it's time to make a movie! I'm such a ham. ;D
LEGION OF THE NIGHT (1995): I played a C.Z.A. (Cybernetic Zombie Assassin); anytime you see a zombie with a machete and an Uzi, that's me! I'm also the katana-wielding zombie in the rooftop battle who holds his scabbard directly in front of him as he charges (my homage to Shogun Assassin, LOL).
THE NECRO FILES (1997): Another masked role! I was the Lord of the Satanites and led the occult ritual that resulted in the zombie's resurrection. Yes, that's my voice, too.
ANTI-HERO (1999): I played a Mafia hitman named Hornsby chasing after a washed-up TV super hero who'd stolen some synthetic heroin from my boss. That's me as Hornby in my cool avatar image. You know, the cool guy with the shades and the shotgun!
NECRO FILES 2: LUST NEVER DIES (2003): I wrote mself in at the last minute as "Jimmy The Crime Scene Guy" and then wrote myself back out in editing. It ended up as one of the deleted scenes. My big line was "Hey! Next time, try not to contaminate the evidence!" LOL
SIN CITIES: SEASON THREE (2003, TV) My first major international television appearance! This British TV show devoted a 7-minute segment to me and my films. I appeared as myself in an interview and behind the scenes on the set of NECRO FILES 2.
SIN CITIES: SEASON FOUR (2007, TV): For my second major international television appearance, this British TV series devoted an entire 30 minute episode to me and my films. I appear as myself in an interview and behind the scenes on the set of TRUE NECROMANCE. Too bad this was not nearly so cool as my season three appearance. The host was great as usual, but a new producer on the show insisted on injecting his own terrible, unfunny ideas. He just didn't "get" what we were about and kept trying to make us look stupid. Which he succeeded at since he was in charge.
TRUE NECROMANCE (2007): I starred as Harry Cooper, a henpecked husband who rises from the grave as a flesh-eating zombie bent on avenging himself on his big-boobed, unfaithful wife. Filming was rushed and the editing was awful. This resulted in a cinematic abortion of epic proportions that I am truly shocked and embarrassed to have participated in. Naturally, this rubbish was seen by millions of people as opposed to my other work. *sigh*
LEGION OF THE NIGHT (1995): I played a C.Z.A. (Cybernetic Zombie Assassin); anytime you see a zombie with a machete and an Uzi, that's me! I'm also the katana-wielding zombie in the rooftop battle who holds his scabbard directly in front of him as he charges (my homage to Shogun Assassin, LOL).
THE NECRO FILES (1997): Another masked role! I was the Lord of the Satanites and led the occult ritual that resulted in the zombie's resurrection. Yes, that's my voice, too.
ANTI-HERO (1999): I played a Mafia hitman named Hornsby chasing after a washed-up TV super hero who'd stolen some synthetic heroin from my boss. That's me as Hornby in my cool avatar image. You know, the cool guy with the shades and the shotgun!
NECRO FILES 2: LUST NEVER DIES (2003): I wrote mself in at the last minute as "Jimmy The Crime Scene Guy" and then wrote myself back out in editing. It ended up as one of the deleted scenes. My big line was "Hey! Next time, try not to contaminate the evidence!" LOL
SIN CITIES: SEASON THREE (2003, TV) My first major international television appearance! This British TV show devoted a 7-minute segment to me and my films. I appeared as myself in an interview and behind the scenes on the set of NECRO FILES 2.
SIN CITIES: SEASON FOUR (2007, TV): For my second major international television appearance, this British TV series devoted an entire 30 minute episode to me and my films. I appear as myself in an interview and behind the scenes on the set of TRUE NECROMANCE. Too bad this was not nearly so cool as my season three appearance. The host was great as usual, but a new producer on the show insisted on injecting his own terrible, unfunny ideas. He just didn't "get" what we were about and kept trying to make us look stupid. Which he succeeded at since he was in charge.
TRUE NECROMANCE (2007): I starred as Harry Cooper, a henpecked husband who rises from the grave as a flesh-eating zombie bent on avenging himself on his big-boobed, unfaithful wife. Filming was rushed and the editing was awful. This resulted in a cinematic abortion of epic proportions that I am truly shocked and embarrassed to have participated in. Naturally, this rubbish was seen by millions of people as opposed to my other work. *sigh*